A funny

I could say my oldest girlfriend sent me this in email... but that might make you think she's rather aged, and in fact, she's younger than me. By oldest I mean she and I have been friends for a long, long, time ... since we were teenagers -- before she could drive! We've known and loved each other since then, since before we knew our spouses, had our children, and suffered and survived the varieties of life. She's a sweet soul and I'm always glad to know she's my forever friend!

So, this tickled my funny bone, and I have no idea whom to credit for it. Perhaps you'll find it funny too!



COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.