We had a similar situation here earlier today, however, it involves girls and bras.
R went upstairs and grabbed one of the more sturdy bras of K's and put it on. As she came downstairs to show me that it looked like she actually had breasts, she was pursued by K who wanted her bra back.
After a few chuckles of the "midget" with boobs, I told R to give back the bra. This didn't happen. Instead a tug-of-war on the floor with K trying to regain possession of her bra occurred, with R doing raspberries to keep K away. R was running out of breath, though, so she plotted an escape and ran to the bathroom and slammed the door shut! Then, the mother of this wild tribe was heard to say, very sternly,
"Take the bra off!"
Not wanting to be left out, S, after all was said and done, got in on the action as she tried to hike her sister, K, up the stairs on her back and was encountered by the now wild R, said, "Do not touch my boobs! Do not even touch them, I am not kidding!"
