With apologies to Veggie Tales...

From last week, this report:

R was playing with her little buddies by the front door, preventing escape via that route, when we heard her say...

"My mother was a catepillar, and my father was a burp. My mother gave birth to a very large burping burp.

Then she preceeded to demonstrate. Blarp!

And the father was very pleased!"

This she repeated in Khalil's accent from Jonah eventually morphing into "my mother was a burping cow."

This entertained us for hours. Good thing we are so easily amused.